Quality is kind of a big deal around here.
The Story of Bill the Quality Manager
Bill: I never attend cocktail parties because I have always dreaded the questions people ask in polite conversation. The number one being, “So, what do you do for a living?”
As a Quality Manager of a very large company, my rehearsed and well-polished response used to be “I’m responsible for the quality improvement programs that reduce scrap, eliminate waste and increase profits at XYZ Company.” (*crickets*)…
After a while, I got tired of seeing glazed eyes and quizzical faces. So I began answering: “Well, I’m a drug dealer actually. And I must say that I’m pretty successful at it. Can I get you something?”
It would get even funnier when they would reply that they don’t do drugs and my answer would be “No, I was talking about drinks…Can I get you a drink?”
Eventually I’d share that I was a Quality Manager and they’d ask me the 2nd most dreaded question,
So what does a Quality Manager do?”
Well, let me put it to you in a meme.
Wrestling with special cause variation 40 hours a week? That’s just the beginning. Here is a day in my life as a Quality Manager.
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A typical day in a Quality Manager’s life begins early…
7AM: A large customer requests a call.
An important customer requests a 7am conference call to review recent defects they have found.
7:35AM: The customer is running late.
Says they will call me back later to discuss their very important issues.
8AM: The first management meeting of the day always begins with a pep talk.
Adams, Scott. “6-10-10.” Dilbert. dilbert.com. June 10, 2010. Online.
9AM: I try to get some work done by responding to e-mails and making phone calls.
10AM: I have to remind Production that Quality is important.
We do not “Ship the product, no matter what!”
10:30AM: I send a quick text message to my significant other, letting them know that “I love them.”
Savage, Dan. “Love Letter from a Statistician.” Savage Chickens. www.savagechickens.com. 2009. Online.
11AM: SPC training class for the employees.
Lunchtime is usually spent at my desk, preparing reports for the next management meeting.
12:30PM: Meeting with a Quality Engineer.
After days of researching a problem they uncovered, I find that the underlying data is garbage and their conclusions are wrong!
1PM: Financial Managers Meeting.
Everyone wants to know how much money Quality saves/costs the company. We have this meeting once a week. When I pointed out how much time and money this meeting costs and how much we would save if we cancelled the meeting, they didn’t seem very enthusiastic.
2PM: Quality crisis on the plant floor needs my immediate attention.
After an initial investigation into the problem, the “evidence” mysteriously disappears. Yum! 🙂
3PM: Upper Management meeting.
Owners of the company don’t believe in Quality. It’s my job to convince them that Quality is important.
3:15PM: Recruit money for Quality initiatives.
Ask for more money to automate our SPC programs and bring the paper-based, “Quality Control Lab” into the modern era of manufacturing.
4PM: Preparing reports for the 5pm Quality meeting that nobody will read.
5PM: Report on the “State of the Company”.
6PM: I am determined to make things better!
7PM: Ready to go home.
I get a phone call from my customer who missed the 7am conference call informing me that they will be visiting our Plant, tomorrow!
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